So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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