I cockslap morals
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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