PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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