Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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