Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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