i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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