Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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