he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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