I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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