all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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