Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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