guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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