That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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