i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
