ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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