physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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