my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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