Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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