I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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