the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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