I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Found your dick twin last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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