So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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