Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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