Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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