when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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