Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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