honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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