is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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