There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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