Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
