that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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