I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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