There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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