So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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