i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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