like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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