6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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