Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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