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(740): View more from Ohio

she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.

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(407): View more from Florida

she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken

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(732): View more from New Jersey

90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car

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(619): View more from California

You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.

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(585): View more from New York

yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.

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