hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
