if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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