found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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