Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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