i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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