Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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