girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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