Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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