How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
