Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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