There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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