No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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