i already hear my dad disowning me
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We’re leaving where are you
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