you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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