worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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