That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
A+ Viking dick
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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