addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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